Last night Matt was still out when I went to bed, so I texted him "Good Night" and fell asleep around 10:45PM. I woke up around 1:30AM and Matt wasn't there. I got a wave of panic and reached for my cell phone, no calls... so I dialed his number.
Then I heard something moving in our living room. Was I going to be attacked?
Nope... it was Matt, he said, "Are you calling me?" To which I replied, "Oh, you are here!"
He had fallen asleep on the couch, but apparently that only happened after he came home around 11:30 and had a conversation with me.
I don't remember the conversation.
To me, very funny.